Locked in the basement,sittin on a tricycle,girl gettin on my nerves..."
Posted by stardomstateofmind at Thursday, March 26, 2009
I wrote this last week, I thought it was funny...enjoy!
Right now I feel like the Fresh Prince during that classic episode when he and his gf(Gina) was locked in the basement. Except my basement is the Science and Technology building during an Econ class. There are no windows and its hot as hell. I'm not sittin on a tricycle but this wooden desk. And the girl gettin on my nerves is this chick who keeps gawkin me like I can't see her and sittin here with her mouth open, stankin up the classroom with her hot breath! Good lawd Ima b sick, I'm hungry hot and can hardly breathe cuz her breath smells sooo bad like doo doo! There's a broke fan in the corner on low blowing hot stank air, and Prof Sarki won't open the doors because people always come for roll call and bounce. So here I am suffering. There's about 50 black people in this room right now giving off hella heat. All I can think about is 145 pm when this class is ova and I can get the hell outta this hell hole. Sarki up front talkin bout average variable cost as I'm typing away on my black berry... I wonder if he knows I'm not paying attention. The notes he is going over are all available on blackboard... So why the hell must I suffer thru this class??!! Jus so I can keep my lil attendance points and pass this class whole heartedly. Its not like he offers any extra explanation of the material... The class can hardly understand what he says, and he doesn't understand what we says either lol @ language barriers! Everyone sittin here frantically fanning themselves with self made paper fans occassionally dozing off. This is so pointless, a waste of time money and energy. If our parents only knew what they were paying for, or better yet those of us who have loans... What we have to pay back!! I bet the students at Harvard are not suffocating to death in a stank hot classroom wit a teacher that can not speak english...not to not knock sarki he's semi cool... Its not his fault he has a very thick african accent that the majority of us can not understand... Its jus the combination of all the factors that I've previously explained can be a lil distracting when ur supposed to learn about a short run loss.I know one thing if this girl don't stop lookin me up and down I will politely look her in the face to say what the hell r u lookin at me for, the notes are on the overhead wit ya stank breath!! Good lawd it is only noon y shud someones breath smell this way. Its so rude and inconsiderate of those around trying to breath uncontaminated air! Goodbye!